a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into Zombification. He was still stalking prey 3 years later... and did so until the army of Canada decided to take matters into their own hands, and dropped several nuclear bombs onto the city of Moom, where the outbreak had first occured. This is the story of Cracker Jack.
When the outbreak occured, Cracker Jack was outside of one of the city of Moom's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a Ass came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least 5 people. Cracker Jack was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the Ass. Then, as if in a dream, Fat Chick with Huge Boobs came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her Monsterous ass, drenching it. Before Cracker Jack could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the Ass, Fat Chick with Huge Boobs sunk her teeth into his Grilled Ribs. He had put up a Fat Chick with Huge Boobs poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the Bouncie ball his wife gave him as
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