For years I've felt like something was missing in my life. Now I know what it is.
Building bridges that allow chickens, pigs, and robots to safely traverse an inexplicably deep ravine.
There's something oddly sexual about shooting living mimes at targets.
I don't have any proof that they are mimes. Or living.
But I can dream, can't I?
I think that the people saying that this game "doesn't have a point" in the comments are being silly.
What exactly is the point of a game supposed to be?
If this game had Ron Paul in it, I would quit my job, drop my classes, and spend all of my time in the library playing it.
But it doesn't, so I guess I'll just collect the badges and move on.
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