ddwiseman's Comments

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The Valley Rule	Jul. 12, 2014 Rating: 0 Felt some lag in the jump button. This is the sort of game I grew up playing, and the retro feel is a good one. (Did anyone else start thinking 'welp, time to fight Sigma' climbing that one area?)
W-Zone	Jul. 08, 2014 Rating: 1 Quick and fun. Loved it! But if someone as bad at this genre as me can beat it without too much difficulty, it's time to add harder difficulty modes.
Burrito Bison	Jun. 27, 2014 Rating: 1 The sequel's better at it, but this is a game where you don't really notice how long it's taking you to get everything.
Talesworth Adventure Ep. 1	Jun. 22, 2014 Rating: 2 Man this one was tough!
Continuity	Jun. 22, 2014 Rating: 0 That was challenging. Wow.
Splitter	Jun. 22, 2014 Rating: 2 Interesting.
Tinysasters 2: rise of the nexus	Jun. 22, 2014 Rating: 1 Loved it. Felt like I was playing an ANGRY Rebuild 2, in the best possible way. A targeted, single and adjacent tile 'devolution' (plague? in the biblical sense) calamity would be interesting, and justify that one skill I never used much in any of the modes.
Snail Bob 6: Winter Story	Jun. 20, 2014 Rating: -1 Actually quite pleasant after trying to get the 2007 Badge for far longer than necessary - it's like, yes, I actually can complete a game without microsecond-accurate timing. I don't see why this is the Badge of the Day, though? It's a younger kids' game on a site that by and large caters to an older age group.
Red Remover	Jun. 18, 2014 Rating: 0 Brilliant. #45 seems to be more luck than skill, though. Having the Par numbers really helps in trying to figure out what exactly we're supposed to be doing!
Nano War	Jun. 18, 2014 Rating: -1 No means of exiting out of a game, made this difficult to like. It's otherwise quite good!
Bowmaster Prelude	Jun. 13, 2014 Rating: 0 I've given up on capturing castles, and now just reduce them to rubble so as to let my dude hit enemies on the edge of the screen. This game has pacing and instruction problems - it needs a sequel.
Music Catch 2	Jun. 12, 2014 Rating: 0 Beautiful, gorgeous game. I feel better for having played it.
Little Wheel	Jun. 11, 2014 Rating: 2 Good music, fun story (basically a theatrical short). Loved it.
Burrito Bison Revenge	Jun. 07, 2014 Rating: 0 It's an ass and a half to actually beat, but at no point is it ever anything less than entertaining.
Icy Fishes	Jun. 05, 2014 Rating: 0 Easy and quick.
Insectonator	Jun. 05, 2014 Rating: 0 Ugh. My least favorite of the Yo Dawg Quest games. A decent engine used to pick on insects.
Mushroom Madness 3	Jun. 05, 2014 Rating: 1 An easy, casual game that's generous with assistance (the 'auto' upgrades REALLY cut down on player frustration) and ends before it feels like a chore. It took me about 3 hours to complete all the quests, and the varied play modes kept things from getting old.
Papa's Freezeria	Jun. 03, 2014 Rating: 1 I've worked jobs like this, so it's nice to see such understanding customers. The pace and controls become second nature after a couple of game days. Being able to cut to the menu while you aren't on the job would be nice, as that would make getting hat achievements easier.
mini Tower Defence (mTD)	Jun. 03, 2014 Rating: 2 Not bad. I like the 90s-style graphics and the general feel of the game. It's not too difficult to just finish the game - and the first three Achievement Badges can be gotten in an hour or so - but completing 35 missions on Expert is time-consuming and I'm not sure it's actually worth it.
UPGRADE COMPLETE!	May. 31, 2014 Rating: 0 It's 5 years later, and this is still one of the funniest games I've played.