Phew what a tough fight. Its later than I thought and boy am I exhausted. Think I'll go to bed then, let's get back to the hotel. Oh! This place is closed at night... wait... What?! Eff it, I'll just go to the tavern and get drunk...
this game flat out sucks.... only people who suck at life and have a desire for the bland and unadventurous would ever find this game fun and/or exciting...
This game is just one of those scams.. they hope some stoopid n00b who never played a decent video game in his life is dumb enough to spend real money on this crap... Honestly how can anyone give this game higher than 3/5... and thats being generous
Excuse me... Damn beaners was a tad inappropriate... I meant to say goddamn lazy, smelly, faggy, piece of shit Frenchies... BTW the game was awful, how can you rate 5/5? Have you ever played a video game before????
Hello? Oh no one here... "As long as my name is Rupert, Ill have to search him"... Why make an adventure game if youre not going to spell check or learn english... Damn beaners
BWAHAHA im sorry but i mean pro tip? After like at least 100 people are like "just sit in the corner" XD... I was holding a poop in for a while and that just laughed me all the way to the toilet where I was still laughing out loud! HAHAHA " also pro tip: sit in the corner" THANKS PRO!!! Couldve never done it without you LMFAO still... So stoopid.
Also after checking recent comments... LAWL hardcore at MAXTOMCHRIS or whatever his name was for giving people a "PRO TIP" Pro tip? C'mon are you kidding me? HAHAHA Here's a pro tip for you: you are 1. a huge douche 2. not a "pro" at anything and... 3. going on my list labeled top 10 things people say when they think they're really cool but actually fail... I might start giving people "pro tips" for arbitrary things too...