me:alright kids just got to get through this ally and were home free *crunch* wtf was that? kid:the bumper got stuck
me: fine we'll just back it up *crunch*
kid:now were stuck the other way
me:****
computer: you are magnus mcmuff
me: ooook
computer: the ruthless man-bear-pig
me: weird but ok
computer: destined to snack on cake
me: CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!