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Burrito Bison: Launcha Libre

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Jun. 25, 2017

Rating: 3

So I have to watch a 3:43 commercial in order to get an award and then it doesn´t even recognize it? You are dead to me, greedy Gauchos!

The End

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Apr. 20, 2015

Rating: 19

Are you shitting me!? Controls are a nightmare! Levels are often impossible to clear because you are suddenly locked out or can't cross a gap a 2nd time, events are not triggered again or you simply get stuck because of major design flaws regarding the level design. Game mechanics overall reach the precision of an anatomical drawing made by a five year old. Seriously, you ever heard about a thing called "gameplay testing"? It's normaly done before you release something. Also assigning "E" and "space" for important functions while using "W" for unimportant stuff is truly ingenious. NOT! Constantly trying to lure me to your site while it's impossible to keep your progress isn't very bright either. And about all those absolute essential sharing functions: Keep them, you rather wouldn't like it if I'd share my opinion on additional sites. Nice gfx and some quite nice ideas but it's executed so poorly it just ruins the whole... thing. Just sad... -.-

Snail Bob 7: Fantasy Story

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Oct. 21, 2014

Rating: 5

Congrats for placing stupid ads onto the dumbest spot imaginable, for making it unclosable because the cursor is located behind it and for obstructing important content. 1/5 for that and I also blocked A10.com. You Sir really took the biscuit!

Kick The Critter

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Sep. 22, 2014

Rating: -2

Dude did you tell Ken Ham about this historical evidence? I bet you could talk him into believing this. In fact it could be a missing piece in his creationist bullshit-parade. Maybe you could also make a game about how Kangaroos got to australia? :D

The End

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Aug. 31, 2014

Rating: 5

This could have been such a great game if it had been done right. The longer I play the harder it sucks. Controls are so sluggish that sometimes luck is the only reason for success. The cutscenes interrupt the gameplay in a very annoying way. Collision detection is flawed as the physics are. Character won't climb, jump or just run over a 1px-step. Accellerated movement is a nice idea but realized poorly. It feels more like walking through molasses. And did you ever bother about timing? How should we be able to time certain actions if we cannot see the important part because it's off the screen? BTW: I wonder what the game does to my hardware? Sometimes it's getting terribly slow although it shouldn't. Am I mining Bitcoins for you guys or what? Sorry for being rude but atm this game is another shining example for how a great concept can be ruined by poor programing and no testing. Decent graphics and an interesting concept simply don't give you a nice game.

Demolition City

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Aug. 04, 2014

Rating: 16

Demolition failed! - What why!? - You see that pack of explosives up there defying gravity? Well it's definitely levitating above 26 ft... Also if the physics in this game were real, every building on this planet would safely stand on a single two-by-four.

Jelly Escape

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Aug. 03, 2014

Rating: -2

Great game though I am experiencing erratic behaviour regarding the game speed. While it is the only process running on my system the game changes from 30fps to 1fps to 400fps. While this might be a problem related to Chrome/Debian only it'd also be nice if it would stay muted after reloading and if I wouldn't have to hide the status bar in every single level again. Still 4/5. The references to other games are hilarious. Thanks for your work.

Alice is Dead Episode 3

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Jul. 21, 2014

Rating: 1

A true masterpiece in three amazing acts. Graphics and sfx/music perfectly fit into each other. Thus creating a very well rounded impression of a dystopian sequel of the novel. The plot line is very creative and the ending simply fabulous. Nothing less then true art. Thank you Sir. Chapeau!

Pixelo

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May. 26, 2014

Rating: 4

I hate it when it doesn't switch from / to X when clicking on the symbol rather than the text below while it does work the other way round. (Clicking on the X-symbol switches to /.mode). This is responsible for most of the wrong squares. Apart from that it's a great game and nicely done. Thanks!

Zombie Pandemic

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Oct. 03, 2013

Rating: 2

This is by far the buggiest game I've ever played on Kongregate. Yeah I know they call it "Beta" but they are taking real "non-beta" money for it. Could be a great game though if it'd be less buggy...

Arcuz (Full Version)

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Apr. 25, 2013

Rating: -1

My precious weapon somehow disappeared, rendering my savegame useless. Great deal! Sucks...

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