God:
Have you ever had the time ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.Me:
me niether
God:
YOU? Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yes
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
me?
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
you?
god:
yes.
Me:
have you ever tried to kill yourself
God:
Do you think I should try it?
Me:
yes
God:
Why?
Me:
it would be fun
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
BECAUSE I HATE YOU
God:
Good reason.