The note was an obvious fake, as his "friends" could not have written it if they were TRULY captured by storks. I think that his "friends" aren't really his friends after all, I believe that they are just trying to get rid of this annoying little lizard who lives in the same cave as them.
I was on floor 86; I had 53 H.P. left and I wasn't paying attetion since I go around killing everything in one hit, and I died to a Baby Dragon. Nothing against this game, but... I'm never playing this again, especially since I hadn't escaped the entire time, so now, if I try to continue on floor 69, I have to start on floor 1. 5/5 Nice game, though it needs hotkeys or one-click use for spells.
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