The minion count is WAY too slow to rise. I have to wait about 10 levels before I even get close to getting +3 (Which isn't very helpful when theres seven white mages to destroy them..)
So I hit the ground and used propeller to go back up and the next time I fell, all of a sudden this big ass penguin comes out of nowhere and has this message of 'I COMMAND YOU TO RISE!' or something and I go about fifty thousand feet in the air. Coolstory. 5/5
I love how polite the enemy is, allowing my troops to go to them for mortal combat instead of stepping off to their programmed goal. Quite, quite polite.
Okay so. Yeah, I'm raving while avoiding this lasers which I, the elephant, have no idea what they do. Suddenly, a huge block comes hurling at me and I jump! Only to be spear'd by a laser and fail.