To enhance your user experience, support technical features, and personalize content and ads, this site uses cookies.
Your use of Kongregate’s Services is subject to our revised Cookie Policy, Privacy Policy and Terms of Service.
X Complete Initialization for 10 kreds Complete the Quest and earn an exclusive shiny kongpanion + 10 kreds 15%
Congratulations! You’ve completed your Kongregate account!
Keep exploring Kongregate with more badges and games!
Congratulations! You’ve completed your Kartridge quest!
Spend your hard earned kreds on some of these games!
Hide the progress bar forever? Yes No
dont poke george bush
Oct. 31, 2009
Rating: 0
lol, this is exactly how my 5 year old cousin acts hahaha
Submachine4: the Lab
Oct. 18, 2009
i found 22 secrets... how is this possible?
Submachine 3: the Loop
Oct. 17, 2009
Rating: 1
lol, if you solve the last puzzle
Submachine 2: the lighthouse
Rating: 2
all the submachines are awesome, but whats the point of having secrets if theres no reward?
Drunken Masters
Oct. 09, 2009
this has to be one of the best games ever.
TG Motocross 2
Sep. 14, 2009
1/5
terrible how u have to start from the beginning if you lose all of your lives.
Escape #2: The Closet
Sep. 10, 2009
1:09 W000000000t!!!
Don't Shoot The Puppy!
Sep. 04, 2009
somehow, on the last level i had 2 puppies, i have no idea how it happened, i had a regular puppy and the dream puppy, it was so weird
Dead Drunk 1.1
Sep. 03, 2009
its actually kind of fun, but the music is hideously stupid, so it gets a 2/5. would have gotten 4/5, but the music ruins the whole game
Trip to Burger King
Aug. 30, 2009
Rating: -1
lol
The Great Sperm Race
Aug. 07, 2009
good game, but i dont really see why its so inappropriate, its just a natural instinct...
Music Catch 2
Aug. 05, 2009
if my song doesn't work, just paste the url in ur address bar, then copy it from there.
heres a really good song: http://www.instructables.com/files/orig/F5P/6E4S/FPQLK53N/F5P6E4SFPQLK53N.mp3
Red Remover
Jul. 26, 2009
needs badges, but i beat it all on par with bonus mode, even the bonus lvls. 4/5 because of the crappy rewards
me and the key
Jun. 17, 2009
lvl 13 sucks if ur using a trackpad
Jun. 13, 2009
lvl 13 sucks if ur using a trackpad....
Crush the Castle
Jun. 08, 2009
cant beat the last level. its really laggy on my machine, even with low quality. its the only game i ever need to use low quality with
You Have To Burn The Rope
May. 27, 2009
5/5 wayyy to short, but the song at the end is the most amazing thing ever, and its an easy 5 points yay!!!!!!!
War Machines
May. 23, 2009
Rating: -2
u cant tell what machine actually is supposed to win, y not just make it rock paper scissors so we can actually understand what to do 1/5
X
Loading
 "dont poke george bush"){kind=icon}
 "Submachine4: the Lab"){kind=icon}
 "Submachine 3: the Loop"){kind=icon}
 "Submachine 2: the lighthouse"){kind=icon}
 "Drunken Masters"){kind=icon}
 "TG Motocross 2"){kind=icon}
 "Escape #2: The Closet"){kind=icon}
 "Don't Shoot The Puppy!"){kind=icon}
 "Dead Drunk 1.1"){kind=icon}
 "Trip to Burger King"){kind=icon}
 "The Great Sperm Race"){kind=icon}
 "Music Catch 2"){kind=icon}
 "Red Remover"){kind=icon}
 "me and the key"){kind=icon}
 "Crush the Castle"){kind=icon}
 "You Have To Burn The Rope"){kind=icon}
 "War Machines"){kind=icon}