digestivefan's Comments

Walking (especially backwards) is extremely fast and turning around is extremely slow, and turning around is the only way to turn the camera. The controls need major fixing, but if all these things were changed it would make the game much more enjoyable.

Hmm... I don't feel like having romance. Let's commit suicide!

How to beat level 2: press p to use the phone and a car should come driving by. Shoot the wheels of the car and the car will stop. Soon people will come out of the car, and when you shoot the guy that is wearing a hat, you win! KEEP THIS COMMENT ALIVE!

A dumpster for $120,000?! Sounds like a deal!

Am I the only one who can't get past the FIRST LEVEL?

I don't think Mario and his bike can completely explode that easily...

WOW! Just by walking right, that guy saved the world! I wonder if I can go right and save the world... let's try! 10 minutes later... I don't think this is working- YOU LIED TO ME GAME!!!

Wait... I thought Billy was dead!

+ if you thought the checkpoint was a trap

you crashe. What an ending.