You just have to love the description of the Theatre: This theatre features a second-long version of Hamlet. The entire cast walks onto stage, half of them immediately die. Oh, btw, that is how they spell theater in this game.
I finished the game on my first try. After restarting, I used my Beretta 92 until getting to Terra. Then in survival, I maxed out all my weapons except the revolver before being eaten by a mass of cows in a corner. Press + if you think I'm pro.
Great. I just killed the second boss, but I accidentally left before I picked up the Heartstone piece. Now I need to refresh the page and kill him again. Sigh...
Okay, either there is an elevator for the shopkeeper, or this guy is making truces with the monsters. And then giving me lots of cool stuff to kill them with.