Day 7: I have ruined the global economy. Cannibal gangs rove through the mountains of useless poo and $1000 bills all in hope of finding a nugget of precious hellstone. It is the only material still worth anything. All trade stops until the next batch comes from the mine. A religion has sprouted up that prays that I will continue to swing my pickaxe for eternity because when I stop it is all over. May God have mercy on our souls.
Basically you have to find four things to complete the labyrinth. You might want to include instructions in something other than an incomprehensible dead language.