1/5 game is too boring. cant see how you can have fun with this. all the music in this is terrible. everything about this makes my stomach upset. the only reason i can see someone wanted to play this is if they wanted to simulate the 4th boss in house of the dead 4. other than that, this game should not exist. 1/5 thanks for wasting everyones time.
1/5 more repetitive garbage; only now with trash graphics. minimalism is typically not the way to go if you want graphics to be taken seriously. actually feels like this developer got a 5 year old to do these graphics in exchange for some max and ruby dvds. just played the first 2 levels and knew that i would basically play the same level over and over again, with repeated levels from the first 2 games. also, i dont know why the developer decided to remove the music. sure, the first and second games had the exact same music track, but no music in this game makes me feel weird, especially since there is not much going on and i can hear my mouse clicks. all in all, 1/5 use common sense and realize all games in this trilogy are not good and should not be played.
1/5 another game like this??? this trash was basically already a badge of the day a while back. so i basically get to play the same game again, except with 5 more poorly designed levels... yeah i think the consensus here is to skip this game. i cant detect if the "Time for a new bontegame on Kongregate!" text in the description is being serious or not... sure it is a new game, but is it really new if it basically is the same as a game the developer made before? only philosophy knows the answer... 1/5 played 3 levels, then quit because boredom.
1/5 boring and dull. bad graphics combined with a nonsensical story ruin and chance this game had at being taken seriously. i cant help but laugh everytime i look at this game because its so bad. this game would be a lot better if this dumb story wasnt even here. nice attempt developer; you tried to make some lore, but you tried too hard and made trash. 1/5 hahaha cant stand games intentionally made to be bad.
1/5 i like platforming games, but this is hard to enjoy. the graphics are bland; feels like im only in one area because the blocks all look the same. this makes it very confusing to get around unless you keep looking at the map. there should be a variety of block styles to signify different areas; this would make it so that when you get a key, like blue, you can think, 'oh ive seen blue gates at the ice place,' then youll retrace back there. also, i think for a map this large and hard to navigate through, you should be able to teleport to save points. it just feels tedious going back to areas when you get a key. 1/5 all in all, more variety in graphics and more mobility.
1/5 another boring tower defense game. like other games in this series, its hard to actually understand what you need to do. it would be cool if there was a good, short tutorial mission telling the player how to play this. too many mechanics here beg to be shown and not just read. nothing can really save this game though. i dont think people are interested in tower defense games in 2019. 1/5 get with the program and remove games like this from the site.
1/5 game is too monotonous. if you were somehow having fun, you definitely wont be by the time you get to level 4. game repeats the same mechanic over and over again. feels like im playing the same game every level. i have to say that this dev is extraordinarily good at making garbage games. i cant understand how you all have 'fun' playing this trash. 1/5 i cant stand these moronic games.
1/5 just bad. music is too upbeat for what this is. also, it is very annoying when listened too for longer than a minute. pixel graphics instantly make a game bad these days. game, in general, is just too boring. there isnt that much thinking on the player's side. instead of a closed-in area, there should be some opening to another room so it looks like youre going somewhere. i have no more time to waste on this trash. 1/5 should be renamed to "one star game." + if you agree.
1/5 everything is bad. all the characters look like deformed aliens. music is boring. gameplay is probably the most basic form of platforming. there arent any gimmicks or interesting mechanics to make the player think. game is stupidly easy. if you want an actual challenging platforming game, play vcr. 1/5 game is trash and developer is trash.
??? i remember this trash recently being a badge of the day game. oh yeah, heres my review: '1/5 boring and slow. there should be a speed up button somewhere. although even if this game had a speed up button, the gameplay would make me stop playing this. whatever game type this is, i dont like it. feels like an idle farming game where you just press buttons. 1/5 just make an entirely new game, then we can talk.' since this is a repeat, im confident that none of my opinions have changed. since the intro has the option to speed up while clicking, gameplay should also have that mechanic. the developer is lucky if the players dont turn into skeletons by the time their dudes arrive at the other castle. quit at the tutorial, which also should have an option to be skipped.
1/5 not worth playing. this game is a copy of the first game. nothing interesting or gamechanging is added here. still no threats to make the player worry about something. its almost like the developer released the same game. while you people are somehow enjoying a game that you basically press up 3 times every second then click 'next level,' i will be chilling with things that are engaging and entertaining.1/5 waste of everyones time...
1/5 too boring. i was bored out of my mind while doing level 1; had to quit before i got sick. instead of the dude stopping in the road because things are blocking his way, the dude should just run them over. solves all stages within 3 seconds... the player shouldnt have infinite resources; this encourages gameplay without thought. limit the stuff the player uses... 1/5 why cant i get the glitch that doesnt let you play the game? would spare me suffering...
1/5 game is too easy. before i go into my main point, let me just say that i think my eyes fell out from these god-awful graphics. i dont know why your characters start with much more health than the enemy. the only mode that should be available is hard mode. i dont really know why you have 3 members, but you can only act with one of them on your turn. 1/5 i think i finally realize why people say skip when this developer's 'games' come up...
1/5 game is too boring. if you follow or dont follow that dudes advice for easy wins, it doesnt change the fact that all youre doing is pressing 3 or 4 keys throughout the game. i dont see how this is the self-proclaimed 'ultimate racing challenge.' easy and brainless, anyone can beat this trash with little difficulty. i prefer to not waste my time on garbage like this. 1/5 cant stand this crap...
1/5 game is boring. i dont get the appeal of this. no matter what driving style you choose, once you run out of bullets, the game basically plays itself. the player should level up after each attempt. think about it: early on, if the player fails a run and does not get anything new, do you expect that player to somehow beat the game? i dont think so. this weird exp system the game has now is too grindy for something with little depth. with my main point out of the way, the graphics suck and the 'music' is literally the dumbest thing i have ever experienced. 1/5 looks like 6/6 badge of the day games in the new year suck...
1/5 game is boring and easy. ripoff of magic pen and not even a decent one. in a series where the goal hasnt changed throughout the series, this is like all the others, that is being trash. here is how i would improve the game: step 1: delete the game. this website would be better off if this game wasnt on kongregate. monotonous garbage, especially in many games with the same theme, has no right to exist. 1/5 im sick of seeing trash games. + if you agree.
1/5 too easy. should be a limit on how many shots you can take. this would make it so that the game is not just mindless clicking for 2 of the badges. most of the levels arent even legit castles. i guess the dev didnt want to clone angry birds to the t. also, i would appreciate it if there were 'next level' and 'retry' buttons after beating a level. still wouldnt change the fact that all you do is click on a screen. 1/5 gameplay is very easy you could be randomly clicking on the screen and beat all levels...
1/5 very bad design all around the board. i dont know about you, but pixel perfect accuracy with the ball on every stage does not seem fun or entertaining, especially for the impossible badge. i dont know how the developer thought a fire crackling loop seems like good ambience. 1/5 ive already ran out of things to say about this since there is a huge lack in variety of content. definitely the worst badge of the day game of this year so far.
1/5 what the hell am i even looking at? the first thing the player realizes is the ui is terrible. why are cards that i cant even use shown on the screen? the developer knows he did something wrong since all he can do to help players is tell them to click 'help' or follow in-game advice. he does not expect players to figure this dumb crap out by themselves. just because things are more complex doesnt make them better. 1/5 just play with a standard set of 52 cards. 2/2 badge of the day games in the new year suck so far...
1/5 all tower defense games are trash. this suffers the same thing all tower defense games suffer: too slow, too boring, and not worth your time. even at 3x speed, this is slow. this whole game can be improved by letting you place gems anywhere and having a slider option to change speed from 1x speed to 10x speed. this is boring because there is no thought/strategy in the gameplay. this can be fixed by making a good game. this is not worth your time since i already explained that all tower defense games suck, therefore sucky games do not deserve my or your time. 1/5 how disappointing... the first badge of the day game in the new year sucks... not that i expected much anyway considering that 99% of badge of the day games suck.
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