disrighthereismy's Comments

Dec. 31, 2018

Rating: -11

1/5 bad game style. i dont know what this is supposed to be. graphics are garbage. confusing to try to get invested in. music that matches the garbage graphics. gameplay that matches the graphics and music. i dont know how the developer decided that this was a good product. this should not have even left his mind. 1/5 bad game, bad everything.

Dec. 30, 2018

Rating: -20

1/5 easy and monotonous. i dont know how 4 people can be behind a game so simple. all you do is hit the 'up' key. everything about this game is dumb. trash pixel graphics cause an eyesore. music is annoying after 30 seconds. gameplay blander than watching gray paint dry at .25 speed. definitely deserves 1/5 cant even find anything positive about this dumb game. there is no hope for this game. all the 4 developers should be sad they made this thing...

Dec. 29, 2018

Rating: -9

1/5 boring and slow. there should be a speed up button somewhere. although even if this game had a speed up button, the gameplay would make me stop playing this. whatever game type this is, i dont like it. feels like an idle farming game where you just press buttons. 1/5 just make an entirely new game, then we can talk.

Dec. 28, 2018

Rating: -5

1/5 basically the same as yesterdays game... at least there arent that many levels in this one. i dont like the fact that the instant a block falls off, the options for 'more games,' 'try again,' and 'main menu' pop up, leading to a possibility that you inadvertently click the 'main menu' button and lose all your progress. this dumb crap happened to me and i instantly stopped playing and rated it a 1/5. not even going to try with this bad ui.

Dec. 27, 2018

Rating: -2

1/5 monotonous gameplay. the game should tell you how to rotate the pieces on level 3. i was about to quit on that level then i pressed some buttons. i get that the controls are on the main screen, but who actually reads that screen when they want to play a game? other than that, game is and should be called 'perfectly bland.' i dont think anything unique will change between level 1 and the last level. 1/5 i dont see how anyone enjoys doing the same thing over and over again, like playing this games levels.

Dec. 26, 2018

Rating: -8

1/5 too boring. theres not enough action or good story to keep me going. why cant my dude automatically use items? i got the oars for the boat, and while i have them, he still says the boat cant be used without oars even though common sense should make him apply the oars to the boat. also, some interactable items should have an indicator making it stand out. for example, i didnt even know that a stick i walked over in the forest area was even important until my dude said something. the key for one of the doors doesnt even look like a key since its covered up by some tree leaves. 1/5 cant even tell what im doing by the time i get in the cave.

Dec. 25, 2018

Rating: -14

1/5 boring and easy. heres how you play this game: step 1: exist near the surface. step 2: tap 'w' or 'up' when in ground. step 3: wait to get in ground again and go back to step 2. game is too easy and does not require any form of skill. all enemies die in 1 hit and there are no threats for the player to be worried about. this could be changed if the enemies were in the ground instead of on the surface. boring, repetitive, bad, and not fun. 1/5 i imagine that this is a reskin of the developer's past games in this series; this is a bad idea because he decided to copy a bad game without improving anything.

Dec. 24, 2018

Rating: -4

1/5 game is too boring and does not make any sense. i chose hard mode and this game is a snoozefest. all i do is hit the attack button and run towards the enemies. the only thing that is a problem is the god-awful platforming that is thrown in here. for this pseudo-3d game, it might just be me, but depth perception is hard and i just end up falling off the houses. this can be fixed by actually making a game that does not suck. also, the enemies and environments are bland. more variety in enemy design, color, and environment changes would be helpful. all in all, i give this a 1/5 and suggest everyone to play 'final fight.'

Dec. 23, 2018

Rating: -13

1/5 trash design. why do i start the game with a blur filter on? i dont know how this is supposed to help the player with anything. after playing a while, i see that you get an 'eyes' powerup; still, the blur makes no sense when you consider the point of view. for the blur effect to make sense, this game would be in a first person view or the character you control would have a cone of vision in front of them and everything else would be dark. trash design; this developer is lucky if people actually continue playing this crap to fix the blur effect. everything about this game is an annoyance. 1/5 i need to get this bad game out of my sight.

Dec. 22, 2018

Rating: -42

1/5 how is this considered a game? all you do is press 'y' or 'n' and wait for the next dude to arrive. really boring. i dont know how the player is supposed to be interested in this? everyone here needs to stop playing this thing and play a real game. doing anything else would be a better use for your time than whatever this "game" has to offer. 1/5 with there was a way to give negative stars to have more of a negative impact on a game's rating because this does not deserve any prestige.

Dec. 21, 2018

Rating: -8

i have to disagree with @Blacksirius here, although i do agree on giving this game a 1/5 and there being too many issues. he says its 'very easy to be killed,' but where are the enemies? ive been playing for 5 minutes and i cant find anything that kills me. im pretty much playing a farming simulator... upgrades are nice, but it takes too long to get them. also, i dont like how bubbles can disappear when outside of the edge. there should be a global magnet for this crap. 1/5 why arent there any threats around in this game?

Dec. 20, 2018

Rating: -4

1/5 game is too monotonous. i dont like how youre pretty much looking at 15% actual track that your ball can interact with and 85% useless graphics. zoom in on the stuff that the player should be concerned with. the overall gameplay is boring, although i dont know how the developer could have made golf interesting and not boring. should have went with a better party game, like go carts. 1/5 bad theme and bad graphic choices.

Dec. 19, 2018

Rating: -1

1/5 game is dull and boring. no depth in the gameplay. all you do is hit the up arrow a lot of times. everytime you restart, youre playing the same boring game over and over again. there should be point milestones so when you reach a certain point, like 2500, you can choose to start at 2500 and have the difficulty at that point. 1/5 skip this game and thank me later.

Dec. 18, 2018

Rating: -35

1/5 game is pretty easy. all you have to do is play safe and you are immortal. the second phase should be more than just an 8 burst at 3 locations; first tried that phase no hit because it was too easy. it should have been as hard as the first phase, even though the first wasnt that hard anyway. 1/5 too easy freelo badges.

Dec. 17, 2018

Rating: -15

1/5 pretty easy. i hope it is harder in the later levels. needs music during the puzzle parts. i don understand the level ordering here. after completing an easy puzzle, it unlocks puzzles that are relatively harder than it. this could lead to some frustrating player experiences. should just list levels 1 to the last level.

Dec. 16, 2018

Rating: -8

1/5 game is too monotonous. it tries to alleviate this issue with randomly-generated levels, but it doesnt change the fact that there are a limited number of enemies and activities you do. pallet-swap slimes that all take the same number of hits and evil plants growing out of the walls. with all the upgrades you can choose from, all youre doing is making your character more op such that the beginning of the game is not needed anymore as it becomes really easy. there should be milestones for meters reached that you can start from; for example, when you reach 250m for the first time, you can choose to start from 250m instead of wasting your time starting from 0m. 1/5 no excitement, dont expect this game as an e-sport.

Dec. 15, 2018

Rating: -13

1/5 i like how i can skip the cutscenes; it spares me the suffering of waiting and regret if the gameplay turns out to be trash. gameplay is simple, basic rpg stuff. interesting skill tree, although it appears to be very grindy near the end. when you return to the town, the party should instantly restore to full stats because the inn appears to not charge anything for using it. a ton of stuff in this game should be changed to enhance quality of life for the player. also, this game appears to be too easy; i skipped fighting any level 1 enemies, found the level 2 slime king boss, and beat that same boss without using any items or knowing it had a second phase. 1/5 increase the difficulty, shorten mechanics, and quicken gameplay.

Dec. 14, 2018

Rating: -11

if there was a game deserving of 5/5 stars, it definitely isnt this trash game. tutorial has too many words to read; im trying to play a game, not a novel. i dont know why the tutorial tries to explain a lot of things when there are only two things you need to know: point and click to do everything and you randomly do damage to enemies around you. it sucks that my ai-controlled allies can get stuck on terrain... i cant fathom a way anyone can legitimately rate this "game" a 5/5. 100% 1/5 game you cant change that.

Dec. 13, 2018

Rating: -17

1/5 no strategy required. all you do is afk-farm pixels then blitz your opponent with it all. literally beat the first 3 stages with this brainless tactic. easy game the only strategy component i can find is when to stop playing this snooze game. the answer is as soon as possible because the game is easy. 1/5 put some challenge in the game.

Dec. 12, 2018

Rating: 2

not that bad. decent music and gameplay. easy to play and hard to master. interesting spinoff of tetris. gravity should probably be reduced a little. block collision shake should probably be reduced. when you understand how to play, the game becomes easier.