divinenathanica

I am…

Pope Nacho Shortstuff the Lesser, Saint Apple V, Keeper of the Sacred Chao, Bearer of the Golden Apple, The Knower of Big Words, He who is BIG D to Ms.M, he who voted to keep Jason Todd alive, His Uber Hawtness, the Cockmonger, writer of bad teenager angsty poetry, Mayor of Unholy Puns, All-Around Wisenheimer, King of the Fantasy Realm of Cala, the 25th Tirthankaras, He Who Sucks, 1 of 5, “Person with the Most nane Titles”, the unwholly seen, he-who-even-gay-girls-enjoy-hxc-kissing, Emperor of the 5th Dementian, Major Lieutenant Corporal Colonel General of the Paramilitary-anametamagickmystkihood of Eris Esoteric, Official Backscratcher of She Who Was Hugged by Moses, Koala Uptie Pitang Roo Poppa Humbdinger, Endarkened Shravaka, An Apple of Eris, the Lost Magi of Cabbagi, the most existenzangstynihilemoist person because of Chews rainbow scarf, Adviser on Utter Doomedness to Saefae, He who brings Phallic Fairy to orgasm by the sight of his godly name, Owner of the God of Diablo’s vagina, Member of the Tribunal which Oversees Literama, Dieu de tout le Monde, God of Godhoodship, He who powers the ‘verse, The true killer of Darth Maul, He Who Was Declared The Pope Of Declaring After He Had Declared that His S.T.A.R. Is Now The Pope Of Unstale Foodstuffs and Supplies, The-Great-Nacho-who-protects-the-BongoCongoMonkey-from-cheetah-attacks, senseless Zen master, God of Nickname Generation, 2 legit to quite, Ambassador of Kick Your Assador, One of The Pantheon’s Chosen Mortal Players of Hide and Seek (Hiding In Your Mom), He-who-is-loved-by-a-crazy-self-absorbed-communist-chocolate-MLK-lover, Friend of Pope Peaches the Tormentor who is also the god of all things Peachy, Sugar Daddy of Papess Gropes-a-Bewb, Ordained Priest of the Paratheo-anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric.