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DuckLife 4

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Mar. 03, 2012

Rating: 2

It's me too. When I do speed training it locks onto left and run sinto the side of the screen then the screen catches me and i fail. If you only go right it seems ok but that doesnt end wel either. Some kinda coding glitch maybe.

Mission in Space : the lost colony

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Feb. 03, 2012

Rating: -17

how th egoddam hell do you change weapons. SHotgun is in inventory but machine gun remainds default. If I click on shotgun i get a floatign icon but cant move it into primary position

Demonrift TD

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Oct. 15, 2011

Rating: 2

How the HELL do u unlock the goddam TOR golem. I have a workshop i have the knight unlocked I have the resources but it's not allowing me the otpion to purchase it. WTF do u have to do

Delivery Man

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Sep. 20, 2011

Rating: -4

WHY do th e good games never have badges but shitfactory games have heaps. This is classic Commodore 64 style epic gamage!! BADGES dammit BADGES

Flagstaff: Chapter Three

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Jun. 22, 2011

Rating: 4

No Looting No Playing WANT TREASURE NOW!

MARDEK RPG: Chapter 3

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Jul. 19, 2010

Rating: -62

Tell you what. It MIGHT be a good game but I never found out cos the graphics were so goddam piss poor that it didn't warrant my time. We have the technology, forget all this retro artistic BULLSHIT and redo it with better graphcis that make you WANT to play. Also, and like I said I never got that far to play it so this might not be applicable, but make arrows keys AND WASD available for moving and give the option to turn sound and effects off SEPERATELY that's the biggest mistake these flash games ever have. I hate the gaysss music on most of them but still want the pew pew noise.

MARDEK RPG: Chapter 3

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Jul. 16, 2010

Rating: -106

BULLSHIT. I can't belive that in the 21st century ppl still make games that look this goddam horrible. Sure I "get" the whoel retro thing but FFS ppl it's NOT appealing and will NOT make ppl play the game. You coudl make the game just as good and playable AND have decent graphics even for a flash game. EPIC FUKING FAIL

Airport Madness 2

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Jun. 26, 2010

Rating: -10

If ALL aspects were faster i'd be a lot better, kind of takes too long to play. Also WHERES THE BADGE, every single goddam game that come sout should have a 5point badge at least. There are quite a few awesome games ive seen here but without badges I CBF playing them for more than 30 mins or so.

Chaos Faction 2

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Jun. 15, 2010

Rating: -38

AUTOMATIC FUKCING FAIL! To whoever made this game and anyone who wants to make games. The only thing that seperates a computer frm a GODDAM wordprocessor is a little preipheral device we call a MOUSE. All games should utilise a mouse as much as ppssible. When I play a game even a cheap shitty little cartoon distraction like this. I want to see Arrow keys, Spacebar and MOUSE. THere is NOTHING that can't be done with those options. Learn to fukn programme.

Rollercoaster Creator

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Jun. 09, 2010

Rating: -1

I usually don't bother ratign game si Just play for achievements and move on but THIS game i wanted to rate, just to see if ZERO goddam stars was an option. However the Rate link isn't workign for me either, perhaps the overwhelming SUC Kof this game is affectign the core functions of the overall site. Two words to the fktards who made this game. PLAY TESTERS!!!

Rollercoaster Creator

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Jun. 09, 2010

Rating: -2

How the goddam hell can u get a perfect score on level 2 when theres ONLY 4 friggin coins and u need 5 for a perfect. ALSO when the flying fkc will you clowns stop being lazy and have music and sound effects as TWO seperate things. I hate the gayass circus music but i dont like playing it in Helen Keller mode either. Jesus ppl is it THAT hard to do. Man on th emoon 41 years ago. Comp Science 101, retard level flash pixel game in the 21st century and you're telling me its NOT possible? LAZY ppl El Aye Zee Why!!!

Cursed Treasure: Don't Touch My Gems!

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May. 17, 2010

Rating: 1

Needs sound on and off as SEPERATE options. I like the pew pew of the towers but I hate the shitjy alladin music that goes with it. Sounds stupid in total silence but is intolerable with stupid music dominating the game.

Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands Flash Game

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Apr. 30, 2010

Rating: 0

What a load of crap. THis is the stuff you used to get on the C64 25 bloody years ago. The continual forward motion is just stupid and unrealistic and is just NOT appealin gto anyone who likes tactical games. This is straight up fodder for console retards wit hthe attention span of a common garden vegetable. There's ZERO strategy and therefore ZERO stimulus and it just boils down to a repetative freakin bore-fest. How about we move at our OWN pace, and give us some more stuff to explore and LOOT to get so we can get better armour, weapons, abilities. This is EXACTLY why I'm a PC Gamer and not a retarded console junkie. YOu may note this is a PC BASED WEBSITE and whiel it has games for all types of people most of the users are PC Gamers and would rather have something that chalenges them not frustrates them. 3 out of 10. Should expect a HELL of a lot more from a pro games company, even in flash format. FAIL!

Viricide

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Apr. 28, 2010

Rating: -8

stupid game, way too hard with the big fukn boxes and jesus fuk include a button to turn off that faggot frum and base bullshit background music

Bloons Tower Defense 4

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Apr. 28, 2010

Rating: 0

Needs a goddam pause button

Shopping Cart Hero 2

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Apr. 18, 2010

Rating: -1

No way man that shlt aint working. Im trying to do UP UP DOWN HOLD. I tried up up then holding down and NOTHIN. So i tried up up down then a second down and holdign it and NOTHING. Fukn bullkshit arcade action crap!!!!

Shopping Cart Hero 2

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Apr. 18, 2010

Rating: 0

I dont get it where the fuk is the "HOLD" button for tricks what do u do?

Sydney Shark

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Apr. 17, 2010

Rating: 0

Theres a Koala in the coastguard chopper he pokes his head out when you pull it into the water.

SteamBirds

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Mar. 28, 2010

Rating: -1

FIX THE GODDAM SOUND. The music is loud and SHIT but if you turn it off no cool aeroplane sounds. Would love to hear dakka dakka dakka and the drone of engines. Also there's no elevation factor and no sun or clouds all VITAL for air combat. Hide in the sun and come in from th eblind spot = WIN!

Dynamic Systems

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Feb. 06, 2010

Rating: 0

The "solution button just opens up a new windown with the game in it NO solutions at all

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