Nothing about me, just some fun quoting from Asylum/SH/404/Aimless, for who’s bored enough to read it :)
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samspro1: Well you’re stuck being a moist tranny in a potato sack, nothing armour can’t fix
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cyparto: we’re a bit like a colony of feral cats.
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peepmasta: I never lie Dodge
peepmasta: I am definetely a 3 foot tall T-rex with a rocket pack and lazer beam eyes
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TheFlyinGiraffe: Rubber bananas in the apple orchard.
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soulcrusher: Don’t be a dingywallace.
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AstRoul: I bet my shiny sarsaparilla cap
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AmalysaSkye1: checks time good golly grapefruits! Someone put the cat out and I’ll meet you in town!
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RootbeerPirate: sorry i didn’t mean to assume the pineapple’s gender
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dodge1986: how did you see a person in that pic, Zod? o.o
ZodiacSlaughter: Dodge – it was tiny and I glanced over it.
dodge1986: but Zod, that also goes for some of your bodyparts and you always know what those are, right?
ZodiacSlaughter: Dodge – I’ll have you know that my beard is massive. Thanks.
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TecYT_vII: what the living **** ?
widgetdog: as opposed to what the dead ****?
ItsAllARuse: What the comatose ****?
TheTwinCthulu: What the inebriated ****?
YoshikageKira: what the undead ****?
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MurderousDays: Dances with no pants
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Delalcon: 6
Rabidpotato: The number of the yeast
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Bananalolcat: I am back with the dankest of comments
SpaceMoose: Go ahead and keep them to yourself
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madart83: Humps wall
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MarkNutt2012: c’mon you can’t just slam two words together to make a new one
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timeraider921: I broke my game…
ErgoDyne: You broke my game, too.
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TheCornIdentity: Slow it down you young punks!
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Voidbringer: Go deep throat a cactus.
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ItsAllARuse: Fuc
ItsAllARuse: Oh no
ItsAllARuse: *
ItsAllARuse: I hit the K, I swear!!
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madart83: Life is like a box of chocolate
Shawdon666: I’m allergic to it.
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GroovyChef: I always give the option of civility before I go full retard, but it’s never taken
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I_am_a_Jelly: As i lay vanquished. I am no more. Not a flutter from my chest is heard. Suddenly, mangos escape my clutch and head for the shore.
WkDJeSTeR: who wrote that?
I_am_a_Jelly: I did.
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ItsAllARuse: I would just like to say
ItsAllARuse: I just ate a grapefruit
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pandocazinha: We are looking for the miracle juice for reducing the tiny butt syndrome
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ItsAllARuse: I don’t get called Jar as often as I get called Jaw
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Shawdon666: Fabs, are you still stuck on my backside?
Fabiomeister: who knows :3
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ZodiacSlaughter: We stab people.
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MarkNutt2012: wogwarn pagans
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WINNA200: if you guys want to talk about evil, carnivorous pets, then there is just one word: birds
breach: and hippos
breach: and walruses
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Fatcatsven: I don’t squeak!
Fatcatsven: It’s mostly muted grunting.
Storageheater: not what i’ve heard
Fatcatsven: oh goodness
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Ambjack: This is the best room to be confused in.
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dodge1986: yay! dances
TheCornIdentity: Hey, no dancing. It brings back bad memories of when i competed in the 1933 worlds fair and blew my hip out dancing to the naynay.
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exentric52: johnny, i get the feeling that a shallow puddle you can see your reflection in would make you happy.
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Voidbringer: Delicious*
Delalcon: That’s my stripper name, Void, don’t use it here
Voidbringer: Heh
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GroovyChef: stfu corn
GroovyChef: unless you can come in my rabbit
TheCornIdentity: This is why we can’t have a normal chatroom.
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TheCornIdentity: he.. hehe
TheCornIdentity: I feel my inner ogre coming up for air…
Shawdon666: XD
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dodge1986: what is the average age here, Jelly? :‘)
I_am_a_Jelly: Hmm. 20
I_am_a_Jelly: Or do you mean mental age?
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pelirasinkangas: maydaymayday this is deepwater horizon
widgetdog: rip
widgetdog: boom
widgetdog: oil
Ambjack: That escalated quickly.
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ironknight21: (hugs lux)
Lux_Lixinov: Don’t hug me, you filth.
Delalcon: (hugs lux)
Ambjack: (hugs Lux)
Lux_Lixinov: Stop it!
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TheFlyinGiraffe: Bloop
madart83: Evan get naked and backflip with us
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breakherlegs: Aye, I be freakin’ out of it madways & happy like ****.
breakherlegs: Don’t worry, Dela. Not gon’ **** witcho’ chill. ;D
EirosAurora: I think it’s trying to communicate.
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Albus96: Is troll a gender?
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Shawdon666: I’m an asshole mod for a reason.
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MarkNutt2012: I’m extremely sane
MarkNutt2012: I am the sanest person I know
dodge1986: that’s reassuring
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MurderousDays: I think Im in love.
Skippie89: might as well be food poisoning
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madart83: i wish i could lick my own forehead
madart83: it would be freaky
Froggis: I can. I can lick your forehead.
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MurderousDays: Everyone. Lets all ****.
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NoxiusNightmare: Oh sod off you potato!
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MarkNutt2012: I’m drowning in a sea of bitches
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MoonDiamond03: Im a vegetable O_O
Voidbringer: Obviously.
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NoxiusNightmare: Choke on the severed leg of an elephant.
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Voidbringer: Bite the pillow and think of Brazil.
ZodiacSlaughter: Why would I think of Brazil?
ZodiacSlaughter: I am in Brazil.
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Shawdon666: I stuck my head up the ass of a forest troll, man.
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TheCornIdentity: What if i want to do helicopter dick while pouring batter?
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I_am_a_Jelly: brb I need to hide my armadillo.
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Nimbuses: i’d like to order the tape worm
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ItsAllARuse: Why are you typing like you’re illiterate?
MarkNutt2012: he is from Essex.
alfiempiekuta: whats that supose to mean
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MarkNutt2012: i’m trying to work, plotting a murder
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exentric52: the easiest way to lose weight is to cut off a limb.
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death153278: i wonder what i was thinking when i created this name
mistermeatpillow: Same here
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JimiTheVampire: damnit why am i bad at typing
Tabster97: because you’re drunk?
JimiTheVampire: fair enough.
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MurderousDays: This is deep.
MurderousDays: Im deep in the web.
MurderousDays: Somebody pull me out.
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Rahaa: Hmmm, you would actually be grateful that you cannot smell me through the computer.
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VitisII: I’m going to go to sleep.
VitisII: Make this headache my bitch.
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NoxiusNightmare: Why would you need peanut oil?
Voidbringer: Cooking?
NoxiusNightmare: … I was going with some kinky shit, but yeah, that makes sense too.
madart83: Or to murder someone with peanut allergies
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NoxiusNightmare: The pinnacle of my day: Logging in and seeing you lot admire extremely large bean bags.
ItsAllARuse: It’s really just me
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NoxiusNightmare: I didn’t even say anything you Lance Armstrong’s drug-riddled corpse ****er.
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sad_boy_2001: cows are so mysterious dude…
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TheFlyinGiraffe: I almosttt cried. I brought one feeling to Kong an you were hurting it.
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ZodiacSlaughter: Dodge.
ZodiacSlaughter: Let’s go drink.
ZodiacSlaughter: I got ice tea with rum.
ZodiacSlaughter: Actually it’s more like rum with ice tea.
ZodiacSlaughter: Actually it’s more like rum with ice tea scent.
ZodiacSlaughter: Actually it has no ice tea at all. Just rum.
ZodiacSlaughter: Still want ice tea?
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Delalcon: I was sarcasming
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exentric52: damned kids. cluttering up my Interwebs with their emojis and their lack of respect. Get off my cyberlawn!
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Shawdon666: I got a Touch of Frost dvd c:
mistermeatpillow: Touch of frost sounds like a shitty porno
Shawdon666: it does
Shawdon666: but if it were porn, I would just watch it on the internet
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AerePerennius: I can teach you the power of words.
AerePerennius: If you give me your virginity.
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_ To be continued!
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