DOLPHINNIHILATOR's Comments

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Dino Run	Dec. 09, 2015 Rating: -2 I was playing challenge on Level 5 in hard mode with no time-shifts left. Finally it covered me up as I saw the finish and I was thinking "oh no I was so close" because the pyroclastic wall of doom continued to fill up the whole screen. Just as I was certain that I was going to see the "Extinct" text, all of a sudden the blackness cleared away and it said "Yikes" with time: 158.6 sec and Doom at: 158.6 sec! I was like, "OMG!" I really didn't think I was going to survive, and I know for a fact that I couldn't cut it that close again if I tried 100 more times. You can find a link for my profile page here: http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/DOLPHINNIHILATOR , which I have changed my profile image to the screenshot of my time and Doom at. Zoom in to see it better. You will probably not be able to see the scores unless you zoom in. I swear on my life I did not Photoshop this. This is legit. + If you think this is cool.
Stick Figure Badminton 2	Dec. 05, 2015 Rating: -1 Top hat sam just was about to serve when I go up to the net and hit downward right as he is serving and I get a point. YOU JUST GOT SPIKED, BRO!
Stick Figure Badminton 2	Dec. 04, 2015 Rating: 2 GOSH DINGUS DANGIT! I was playing as the demon against my evil twin, and I am winning 6-3. Then I somehow manage to screw up 4 times and lose. My evil twin truly is evil, to make me think I'm winning and just crush me right before I win.
Stick Figure Badminton 2	Dec. 04, 2015 Rating: 1 Those times when the birdie is a milimeter away from hitting the ground, and you manage to do an underhand swing at the very last second and hit the birdie back over to the other side. I'm like, "EPIC SAVE!!!"
Stick Figure Badminton	Dec. 01, 2015 Rating: 3 Am I the only one who thought Top Hat Sam was harder than World Champ Spike, on both Human and Robot? + if you think Top Hat Sam was harder.
Platform Journey	Nov. 25, 2015 Rating: 2 OMG OMG OMG! I JUST REALIZED THAT LEVEL 27 IS A REFERENCE TO :the game: ! Here is a link to :the game: on kongregate: http://www.kongregate.com/games/nutcasenightmare/the-game. THIS GAME IS VERY OFFENSIVE BUT ALSO VERY HILARIOUS. A MUST PLAY.
Platform Journey	Nov. 25, 2015 Rating: 3 I beat the game "Ooh, that was fun, I'm going to play it again." I reach level 20 again "WHY AM I SUBMITTING MYSELF TO THIS TORTURE???"
Platform Journey	Nov. 25, 2015 Rating: 1 After 76 fails on level 20, I finally beat it. SUCK IT, GAME! SUCK IT!
Space is Key 2	Nov. 17, 2015 Rating: 0 Wait a sec. I was playing this game on cool math earlier, and I got over the first obstacle on the third part of level three on my second try. But I am playing it again on here, and after 250 tries I can't seem to get over this one block. I'v beaten the first one and this one before so don't tell me I am doing something wrong, because I am really good at this game. There is something wrong with the game, because it looks like I'm about to go over, and my pixel just explodes for no reason. It should have clearly gone over. HELP!
Space is Key 2	Nov. 17, 2015 Rating: 0 Turning the game sideways is absolutely, positively cruel. RLY?
BroForce	Nov. 15, 2015 Rating: -4 lagging a lot, please help?
Caribbean Admiral	Oct. 13, 2015 Rating: -2 Sorry, pouiy35 said that, not Phoenixforce. I accidentally read the name from the comment above it.
Caribbean Admiral	Oct. 13, 2015 Rating: 0 You know how when you aim for the sails it decreases their AP, which eventually leads to them not being able to attack and they surrender. Well, in 2013, Phoenixforce said, "'Shoot them!' 'We can't!' 'Why not?' 'Our sails are ripped!'". + if you think this is funny, I thought it was hilarious.
Infinity Inc	Oct. 11, 2015 Rating: 1 One of the best flash games I have ever played. 5 stars.
Flaming Zombooka 2	Oct. 08, 2015 Rating: 1 I HATE LEVEL 35! I KNOW HOW TO COMPLETE IT, but being off be even a tiny smidge causes you to miss. I often kill myself with my own rockets, and one time I knocked the top right zombie off causing him to go left, bounce off the ground, bounce off another platform, and hit me. This level is just too unpredictable.
10 is Again	Sep. 29, 2015 Rating: 4 I didn't think there was any game that would allow me to actually enjoy doing math! This game is totally groundbreaking. They should teach basic math at schools this way when you are in elementary school.
Becoming God for Dummies	Sep. 27, 2015 Rating: 8 The answer to the riddle is C, A, B. I just did different combinations until I got the right one.
No Credit, No Problem!	Sep. 27, 2015 Rating: 0 Just to clarify, the applicant that I was talking about for my previous comments was Roy Blankenship. His weekly income was $250 per week, which would make his monthly income EXACTLY $1000 per month.
No Credit, No Problem!	Sep. 27, 2015 Rating: 0 In relation to my previous comment, if it had said ""Must have monthly income greater than or equal to $1000" than it would be correct, but it did not say that. If you had an elementary school math test that wanted to know whether "1000>1000" was true or false, the answer would be false. Seriously, please fix this developer.
No Credit, No Problem!	Sep. 27, 2015 Rating: 2 This is B*S*. The handbook specifically says "Must have monthly income greater than $1000." The second applicant has a monthly income of EXACTLY $1000. NEWS FLASH: $1000 is NOT GREATER THAN $1000. The person who wrote this game needs to go back to elementary school math.