Elf 1: Did you here the news?
Elf 2: No, what is it?
Elf 1: Santa cancelled christmas this year!!!
Elf 2: why?
Elf 1: Beacause he is gonna shoot himslef out of a rocket, and then ask somevone to trow grenades at him!!!!!!!
Elf 2: It must mean...
Elf 1: yes of course...
Elf 1 and 2: NO WORK WHOLE CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mother: i am sorry, but you can only use the perts if they are green if they are not you can not use them! Robot:But if my feet aren't green i can't jump? Mother: WTF???