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Cyclomaniacs Epic

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Mar. 17, 2013

Rating: -1

Once you complete the game, you can't get any more awards.

Cyclomaniacs Epic

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Mar. 17, 2013

Rating: -1

Way too easy. :|

Vector Conflict: The Siege

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Feb. 01, 2013

Rating: 4

All this technology and they can't build a turret that rotates in less than 90 degree increments.

Flying Cookie Quest

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Jan. 29, 2013

Rating: 3

Why are the pigs always the bad ones?

Heroic Sports Football

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Jan. 14, 2013

Rating: 0

What a piece of crap.

Pub Snooker

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Nov. 15, 2012

Rating: 0

Your AI ruins the game. Compared to the other games, you've effectively given it two modes: screw up the shot or do something unbelievably good. This comes down to doing things like getting out of a snooker and then snookering you on the same shot. And it's not a fluke: the AI does this stuff all the time. It ruins the game when it pulls of five really difficult shots in a row and then fluffs the easier shots. You get the feeling that you're being given a chance, rather than competing against someone.

Sexy Billiards

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Nov. 13, 2012

Rating: 10

Not even a nipple. Tragic.

Sexy Billiards

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Nov. 13, 2012

Rating: 12

Bad physics, awful AI, terrible controls, but you got +1 star for the prospect of titties. Then when said titties didn't materialise, you lost the star.

Simple Billiards

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Nov. 11, 2012

Rating: 0

Alright. Can't actually score it zero, so I'll leave a derisory comment on here: don't give up your day job. I assume this isn't your day job, anyway, because this is so damn awful.

Pub Snooker

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Nov. 11, 2012

Rating: 1

Let's clear some stuff up. In snooker, when you tell an opponent he has to play again, the shot gets reset. And when you're making a game, make sure the AI doesn't run like this: crap crap crap BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD.

Monster Saga

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Nov. 10, 2012

Rating: -9

What the f**k is this s**t.

Turbo Golf

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Nov. 07, 2012

Rating: 3

It's actually a neat little game, but it's ruined by things like putting your ball first and then waiting to the end, and then being given second place. Also, I find it difficult to believe that I can finish first, then click "end now" and the following players will still have a faster time than me.

Fairway Solitaire

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Nov. 05, 2012

Rating: 17

I'm not buying your f***ing app.

Fairway Solitaire

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Nov. 04, 2012

Rating: 1

Better your current score by 1 shot - when you go from, say, par to -1, play your mulligan. The cards will go back to where they were but your score will remain the same. Play the same move again and you'll get the points again.

Fairway Solitaire

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Nov. 03, 2012

Rating: 7

That's a pretty bad game. Just goes to show - you can buy yourself a place on the front page, but you can't buy yourself a decent game to put there.

Road of the Dead

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Oct. 31, 2012

Rating: 1

Dead on time isn't exactly fair when civilians jump from behind cars.

Road of the Dead

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Oct. 28, 2012

Rating: 3

You know, if he took his hand off the damn gearstick, he'd be able to steer while he's shooting that zombie on his hood.

Knightmare Tower

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Oct. 17, 2012

Rating: 6

Not nearly enough powerups.

Warfare: 1917

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Oct. 12, 2012

Rating: -4

Morale is messed up. Doesn't pay much attention to what's actually going on.

New Star Soccer

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Sep. 19, 2012

Rating: 6

And so you win the cup final with an assist and 4 passes, and your boss, team and fans all give you a negative rating? I think we're done here.

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