This is me: hmmmm... this game isn't so bad. Maybe I'll just complete some quests.
1 hour later: hmmmmm... this is really good... I'll upgrade some cards
An hour later: I CAN'T STOPPLAYING!!!
Two comments (aside from the glitching):
1: It is kind of silly when you are searched for illegal goods TWICE in TWO SECONDS. Imagine this: "Sir, I know you are the leader of our guild, but we will have to search you for illegal goods."
Two seconds later: "Sir, I know you are the leader of our guild, and I know we were away for two seconds, but we have to search you again. Thank you for your time."
2: Buccaneers don't really care that you led their guild to supremacy. They will try to kil you ayway.
People who say that this is boring, just go away. The idea is amazing, and yet tragic. The alien is even better: it gets larger when shown kindness, but droops a lot towards the end.
The last 10 seconds of an AI's life: Juggles. Blows bubble gum which pops onto visor. Wipes it away and sees Nuke headed for him. Flies at a respectable fraction of light speed out of the solar system.
How do 10 extra people make someone more accurate? This is how I imagine it:
10 people: Hello Sir, we are here to help improve your accuracy!
Sniper: How?
10 people: We help hold your gun! *All run forward and grab the guy's gun*
Sniper: How the h*** does this help?! *ducks as they start arguing about where to point it.*
*BAM* *BAM*
Report to leader next morning:
Two people were killed in a fight with a gun yesterday, and the other nine in the tower were eaten by the zombies attracted by the noise.