dooglus

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_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MSN: ( dooglus@hotmail.com )
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_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ google talk: ( dooglus@gmail.com )
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_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Also, http://snurl.com/talk2doog to talk
_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ live when I can’t get in to kong chat.
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_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There once was a [person] from [place]
_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Whose [body part] was [special case].
_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When [event] would occur,
_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It would cause [him or her]
_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To violate [law of time/space].
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_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There once was an X from place B,
_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That satisfied predicate P,
_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He or she did thing A,
_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In an adjective way,
_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Resulting in circumstance C.
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_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The lass I brought home was a prize,
_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ With an alluring set of bright blue eyes,
_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Her breasts, so well kept,
_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Were what I’d expect,
_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ But her penis was quite a surprise.
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_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was an old man
_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From Peru, whose lim’ricks all
_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Look’d like haiku. He
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_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Said with a laugh “I
_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cut them in half, the pay is
_~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Much better for two.”
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