I believe I found an error/typo. Euthyphro asks, "Did you create the world in seven days?" If this is an allusion to the Bible's account of creation, then he should have said six days. ("By the seventh day God had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work." Genesis 2:2, NIV)
"This was a triumph." It may just be a coincidence, but is this a reference to Portal? (listen to "Still Alive", the song that plays when you beat Portal, if you don't know what I'm referring to)
It's happened twice now: "Ooh, finally, a gold ticket! I'm gonna use it on the next enemy I see!" *Dragon appears* "But... But... That's not fair!" *Almost ragequits before remembering how good this game is*
Left and right: Huh, this is really easy. Up and down: This is a little harder, but not that hard. WASD: Okay, NOW it's getting hard. Space bar: *rage quit*
"It can chop down trees but it isn't strong enough to hurt monsters." Hmm, that's odd. My SWORD can defeat enemies with ease, but it can't so much as put a scratch on the trees. IT MAKES NO SENSE! AAAAAH!
I read all the comments about level twelve and I was dying to try it. I finally got to it and I thought, "It would be hilarious if I beat it on my first try." I got 52/55.
Wonderful game, although the knight keeps falling behind. Giving the knight a ranged attack, even a weak one, would help keep the knight from not getting to use an ability because the ranged characters kill them all before he gets to them. It's just a suggestion, and even without it, I still give the game 5/5.