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Walking Stick Man Media

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May. 10, 2009

Rating: 0

Wow.... that was.... a flash animation with buttons to click to play and pause. Game have actual actions... Like moving... Arrow keys... Fail. >.<

Orchestrated Death

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May. 02, 2009

Rating: 0

for all who are stuck on part when they're fighting, click on the bald guy's head.

Oozing Forever

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Apr. 18, 2009

Rating: 0

@ chocomeister, ok, let's take a real life situation where you have a glob of slime... you throw it in the air and it splatters on a smooth surface. does it lose slime? yes it does, so don't be a retard just because you don't know that this game is taking physics and events that would happen in real life...

Horror Simulator Demo

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Apr. 04, 2009

Rating: 0

nvm i just crapped my pants cuz of the hand..... :O the toilet was peeing lolz

Horror Simulator Demo

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Apr. 04, 2009

Rating: 0

whoa... that was creepy... what do people do to get the thing in the tub or whatever, I just saw the shadow in the window

Penguinz

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Mar. 31, 2009

Rating: 0

notice that the baseball penguins have pink eyes... xD pothead lol

Zombie Creator

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Mar. 31, 2009

Rating: 0

He was still stalking prey 3 years later... and did so until the army of Madagascar decided to take matters into their own hands, and dropped several nuclear bombs onto the city of Boston, where the outbreak had first occured. This is the story of Jack.

Zombie Creator

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Mar. 31, 2009

Rating: -1

When the outbreak occured, Jack was outside of one of the city of Boston's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a dinosaur came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least 1337 people. Jack was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the dinosaur. Then, as if in a dream, Britney Spears came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her shoe, drenching it. Before Jack could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the dinosaur, Britney Spears sunk her teeth into his penis. He had put up a Britney Spears poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the dildo his wife gave him as a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into Zombification

Clear Vision 2

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Mar. 21, 2009

Rating: 0

lmao on the mission after you kill the dog, check the newspaper, it says "JAMES BOND IS DEAD!" lmao

Amorphous+

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Mar. 14, 2009

Rating: 0

Dude! You just completed the Hall of Fame achievement in Amorphous+ and won the Hall of Fame badge and 60 points! Finally! After hours of glitching and having nothing better to do, I get it!! YAY!!! :D :D :D :D

Splitter

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Mar. 13, 2009

Rating: 0

good game, uses physics as long as makes you think. Unlike other games where you just click stuff and slay zombies by pressing spacebar >.< 5/5

Drift Runners

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Mar. 12, 2009

Rating: 0

Good graphics, pointless, repetitive, and pretty much what ever other overhead racer is, only this on has good graphics. gj, but next time, think outside the box. 3/5

Thing-Thing Arena 3

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Mar. 09, 2009

Rating: 0

I'm pretty sure you get Artifact 19 by getting all of the achievements... which is fairly hard, so just play and eventually you'll get it... xD

Punk-o-matic

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Feb. 23, 2009

Rating: 0

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Sniper Assassin 2

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Feb. 22, 2009

Rating: 0

how do you kill the old guy who jogs in the park?

Amorphous+

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Feb. 19, 2009

Rating: 0

I absolutely HATE the stupid purple ones that shoot their babies at you and make you immobile... I had only 100 left on big nest, went bind, immobile, and died of acid -.-

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