first time playing: aw man, Madagascar. why does the game hate me and put me on an island with 1 dock. *restart*.
one hour later: (you can here faint sobbing in the background)
so there is a extremely complex alarm going off that you must deactivate. it is a tricky procedure that requires all your focus, so what do you do? smash the red light with your flashlight. burglars around the world are face palming.
if you have a inner desire to destroy the enemy castle, but don't want to lose yours, wait until a catapult comes out, than leave your castle, walk behind the catapult and start shooting. the catapult will be targeting you, but will have the inability to turn around.
yay, i found a really cool sword thingy. i wonder wat it does...... (next battle) i know, the sword thingy increases my attack... go sword thingy!!! HOLY !@$@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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