General: Okay gentlemen. We have a hard mission here. Red guys armed with rockets, teleportation devices, and sniper rifles are attacking our planets. They put shields and mines all over our system. We have to take them out. Now put C4s in your space suit. Quick quick quick! Now. Before you die explode them. Soldier: But sir, we have lazerships shouldn't we attack with them? General : NO! And another thing, never aim down. Always fire from hip! This is all for now. Dismissed.
Ladies and gentlemen, now we have a shark on our line. This shark is not only a destruction weapon, it is a great baseball player. It catched 56 balls flew off the game, I repeat 56 balls. It is a world record ladies and gentlemen we should be proud of this shark.
*Greg* Oh hi big me! Hi pirate me! Hi avatar of me! Hi dinosaur me! Hi mejitsu! Hi Vampire me! Hi Robot me! Hi zombie me! Wait no no NO! AARGH! ME! DO NOT BITE ME! DINOSAUR ME! STAY QUI---
Thank you for the feedback, if you want you can pm me with sugestions on what to improve or for the sequel what to add :)