Why do you assume that the players are girls, or that the players are gay? Makes me not want to play this game. You should have put "You see a girl/guy..." instead of just saying "You see a guy".
Good game, better than chitown15's version because it has more options. Because of the assholes that are rating it down for it being a "copy", I am giving it a 5. :D
And add like achievements that make your tank better, like in mechanical Commando. 5/5 Changed it and add like upgrades where you can pick them up from the enemies.
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