December 21, 2012: "The Mayans were right! but it's not aliens, a abnormal shark with cool sunglasses has destroyed the entire human population by killing Spiderman and retrieving an asteroid from space that has exploded Earth itself! Perhaps Darwin's theory of evolution is correct . . . maybe sharks have taken the role of super villains!"
I like all of the "ations" at the end. Maybe you could use these: Plantation, Extrapolation, Correlation, Supplementation, Assassination, Organisation, Gestation, Ornamentation, Sensation, Forestation, Deforestation, Desertification, Disorganization, Gravitation, Precipitation, Organization, Systematization, Polarization, Lionization, Participation, Delectation, Departmentalization, Oversimplification, Fraternization, Transmogrification, Supersaturation, Supplementation, Medidation, and last but not least, THEVISITORISAWESOMEATION.
"Maybe the next test subject will learn from your body parts sprawled out along the ground." Wait, this is a test? I guess I've failed. Wait, who are you anyway?
How come your mom and dad hate you and they're both humans (as well as your sister) but you're a robot? Just two boxes with eyes and feet? I'm starting to think that I'm adopted . . .
You: I wish to become the Sticky Ninja Master, just like you, Master.
Master wish to be like me Young Grasshopper?
*You nod*
Master: But I'm just a guy with an awesome black belt and a awesome gray cloak and an awesome pair of green eyes.
You: That is what I have always wanted to be.
Master: Well, good luck getting that sticky stuff of your feet, it'll never get you a girlfriend.
You: . . . I have changed my mind.
Master: Oh? What do you want to be now?
You: A hot girl that hates boyfriends with sticky stuff on their feet.