Person:Would you like to share any words of wisdom? You:I'm hungry. (Stomach rumbles.) You: It's Bo time! Person: But you said you're going to get the demon's head? Besides, Bojangles didn't exist back then. You: Can we at least Mcdonalds? Person: Just kill the demon first. You: Fine, I'm gonna get some chicken.
Whilar:The road looming ahead extends with great length and many pits.
You: Pits! what do I fill the pits with? Mud?
Whilar:...No, you fill them with fishing hooks.
At least it's not like you don't see a square coming after and then you suddenly die. it's like when a square is coming after you and youre about to die but then you love the square and time slows down.
Thursday, January 21 continued-
The disgusting swallowed cake shot out, and drenched all of cake land and its citizens. The incident was so bad, even the King of Cake couldn't take it. Thus, he blew. Eaten cake flew everywhere, soaking all of cake land and its surroundings. After finishing his cake, The King of Cake II looked at all of cake land now. All of the cake died, turning into a disgusting fluid that was everywhere. All of the citizens died from the explosion, and cake land became a wasteland.
Saturday, October 23
The King of Cake II rebuilt cake land and everyone lived happily ever after. The King of Cake II was wise though, and taught all of his citizens the important lesson he learned. Never eat too much, or you'll blow!
Thursday, January 21
It was the day of the contest. The kings were hungry with empty bellies, the cake holders thinking their arms would fall off, and the cake as big as Everest. The kings each nodded to their cake lever puller guy. The cake level puller guy pulled the lever. The Kings, mouths wide open, soared through the sky, eating cake and making nomming sounds. Each kinds tied at the same height, then suddenly, it happened. The King of Cake ceased from eating, instead opening his mouth in a different direction, and IT came out. The most horrible thing that could happen to a cake eater while eating. He threw up.
Friday, January 15
The King of Cake lived peacefully in cake land with his Cake bakers and cake eating watchers. The cake king ruled cake land, and loved ruling it at the same time. Then once, an evil cake eater named The King of Cake II, challenged him to a cake eating contest. Claiming he was King of cake's twin brother, he left demanding the contest to be held the following Tuesday. The King of Cake ordered his finest cake bakers to make 2 cakes so big, no one will ever be able to see the top.
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