Once upon a time, in a far away land, there was a rich boy, whose father was a billionaire for no reason at all. He lived in a castle and got fed bon-bons and drank cherry koolaid all day. One day he ran away because he only got seventy-nine boxes of bon-bons, instead of his usual eighty. He ran and ran, until he found a house. The house held two siblings, being taught powerful magic. He bought armor and a sword, and, when he grew up, fought the two wizards. The wizards cast a spell, though, that made the universe itself collapse on itself. The end.
Once upon a time, there was a rich boy, constantly pampered by his father, the emperor of the world. The boy wandered off one day, and found a house, with a brother and a sister, being taught dark magic. When they grew up, he learned the two were capturing people, and putting them in cages. He was trying to build a new empire. He grabbed his sword and armor, and killed the two, then, after his father's untimely death, took over as supreme ruler of the world. The end.
Once upon a time, there were two rich siblings. One was brother to the other, one was sister to the other. Their father, who was a king, allowed them to wander outside the kingdom. They traveled until they found a house. There was a young boy being taught black magic. They later found, after pestering the king, that he, too, was a brother to them, but when they were adults, the Black-Magic sorcerer built a castle with magic and trapped the sister. The brother got his armor and sword, and slayed the sorcerer. Then, though slightly troubled of their brother's death, lived happily ever after and ruled the kingdom.
I'd like to think that that airplane is powered by hope, but with fire coming out of the back, and "THE END IS NEAR" written on one side, it's most likely Satin's air-strike.
I made a completely and totally epic scene. Vincent Vipre lowers his red sunglasses. "Give it up, Drake! My men have surrounded this building!" Drake rotates the barrels of his gatling gun. "Not a chance." (By the way, needs bullets to show gunfire.)
I wrote a story with this. "In a far away land, the shy thief wrote about the sophisticated tree. Meanwhile, a snake destroyed the machete with the teacher. The dead gang member prepared for the diamond of the beggar. The ugliest wizard had a vision about toast. In the vision, the insane salesman destroyed the job because he was clumsy. The delusional samurai spat on the cigarette because he was dishonest."
For zombies characters: Nikolai- Russian woolly, Apache, and ninja. Richtofen- officer hat, not amused, blitz, and businessman. Dempsey- none, happy, black widow, and white suit. Takeo- Fez Steve's Fez, confused, jester, and ninja. "Moon" suit- high-tech spec. ops, and ninja.
Awesome game, shows amazing potential. Ideas: Better animation, police, wanted level, getting out of your car, weapons, and bigger map with more buildings, civilians, and cars.
My dimensional travel has brought me to an old man's house... What a strange world... Snakes with arms? Wooden rocks? Dented lace (it's FABRIC FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!)? TOOTHPICK DELIVERIES?! ORGAN DELIVERIES?! WHAT KIND OF SICK DIMENSION IS THIS!?!?!?!
How to kill ALL ICEBERGS: Buy omega catalog, buy balloon Mk. II, super-slide, omgeglider, and darkmatter, the 35% weaker icebergs in bonus shop (Other add-ons might help, too), and the ramp angle adjust, then adjust the rank as low as possible. When you go, A.S.A.P. start the balloon, then glide two pixels above the ground at ALL TIMES. Keep doing so to destroy everything.
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