drda23

I have a life story for you. When i was 4 i woke up in a slave camp before i was busted out by a rabid horse. I contracted rabies from this horse and died. However 500 years later i was ressurected by the grim reaper for being a good citizen in hell. I was ressurected as a 14 year old male in a cheap restuarant in chicago. That is when i met the man. The man gave me a note which read, kill your best friends mum or i will give you testical cancer. I didnt have a best friend so i just killed my bosses mum instead. The man was satisfied but he gave me the testical cancer anyway. I was sacked by my boss as well. I traveled to england by klinging on to the back of my bosses exes car. Oh by the way my boss is gay. Once in england i got a job as a pizza delivery boy. Then i discovered kongregate when i snuck into the pizzas staff lounge and accessing the computer after hours. It was logged in as 08HARMM1, my coworker On the screen was lots of pictures of someone i will name as 08REICD1. You see, 08HARMM1 thought he was hot. Anyway i went on kongregate and signed and got some badges and stuff and since then im just a normal pizza delivery boy.