a hawaiian guy, a japanese guy, and a portuguese guy are stuck in a sinking ship. a spirit took pity on them and gives them 3 wishes (1 each). the hawaiian guy was first, he said "i wish i was on my porch eating mango." poof, there he was. The japanese guy was next "i wish i was home with my wife drinking sake" poof, he went home. then the portuguese guy cried "i so lonely, i wish my friends was back."