Oh, damn! I was thinking about this game a few days ago, how it was so much fun and had such an awesome soundtrack but I had forgot the name of it. That's one hell of a start for this quest.
Absolutely a-wesome-mazing, I need more.
A-wesome-mazing is a perfectly cromulent word, don't be a bore.
Egoraptor is winning here.
I'd love to see plenty more games like this with plenty of heart and atmosphere.
I read in awe at the many references. I laughed at the jokes. I cried at the end. Beautiful game. I'll look forward to my next day, while living in the present, never letting the past be forgotten. Well done.
I finished the game and got the badge! It was easy... I'm glad there wasn't some kind of ridiculous time limit like say have to clear it in 3 minutes and a third. That would've been absurd, it would've made me hate the game so much despite it being such a cute and nice game, why I might even post a joke that there was only an easy badge on this game. Thanks, Greg, for not introducing what would've obviously been a idiotic badge. This game deserves a 5/5
Creating my first weapon didn't take long, it was very easy, I'll be sure to make use of it. I conclude my journey to prove myself worthy of the medal with a test swing of my latest weapon, which I then put back into the backpack. A new journey awaits.
The poor landlubbers were just wandering about in hopelessness after I cleverly decided to cut off their retreat, making them excellent targets for me fine . With this, I conclude me quest for booty and plunder, yar.
This game has three (controllable, of course but still) upgrades, no sound, and you only use one button. So why is it so addicting? I could tell you but you already know. You'll spend more hours playing it than the seconds you've spent reading this comment.
so... I got $9999999 then it just added yet another 0 to the cap... It's about there that I decided that the superupgrade isn't worth it. I swear I can hear the creator's laugh all the way here.
the only thing i can complain about is that you REALLY should be able to load the other save files... I've lost loads of time and data due to this... -.- 5/5 anyway ofc
gah... looks like I have to replay the whole game series since I misunderstood the new game plus system. EVERY NEW PLAYER to this game! yes both of you! make sure to save the clear file from this chapter and the next one on the same. EXAMPLE: so I saved the clear file from this game on save file # 1. After the next game make sure to save your clear file on FILE 1! you still get your bonuses otherwise but you won't get a medal in the third game. PLEASE + this so nobody else makes the same mistake as I did
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