Hey look buddy, I'm a commenter, that means I solve problems. Not problems like, "How good is this game," because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of the 5 star system. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna get some Kong members to put me on the top comments box? The answer, is a comment. And if that don't work, use more comment. Like this 483 character comment thought by me, typed by me, and you'd best hope.... not replying to you.
Me: Hahaa i can do this for a day! 1 hour: Still dancing 5 hours: still dancing 10 hours: Ok.... this is getting boring... 15 hours: Im hungry... NO I CANT LEAVE! 20 hours: Starts to sing along with song stuck in head 23:59 *Points gun in mouth and commits suicide*