Wasn't until day 47 that I realized that my heroes hadn't even finished the first floor cause' it was incomplete. There was nothing telling me something was supposed to happen after I pressed go other than me get 25gp. And I was working on the fifth floor.
I should get a medal for allowing turtles to reach heights and speeds they had never known before. Or perhaps a strongly worded letter from the committee on animal abuse. They have nice handwriting.
I understand now, the turtle is immortal. He has grown tired of living after thousands of years and now is desperately trying to kill himself. It all makes sense.
Every year, thousands come to the hanger competitions for the grand prize of life long free medical care. Also, a special thanks to the Hanger competitions for their generous donations of organs and limbs to local medical universities.
I weird scientist took my best researcher and locked himself up in my lab with the infinity sign above the building. Is he finding a cure or making super zombies to take us over.
I knew there were monsters in the Trojan horse, but I accepted it anyway. I liked watching Fomor splatter before they even hit the ground... then they killed Fomor
the game says to try and skip jonestown so I go farmtown instead. Zombies kill EVERYONE on my team and have no way of leaving. Skip this, I already know what happens from winning the third last stand.