I have a theory as to the story of this game. After EBF3, Lance aned Matt got into an argument over who gets Natalie, Natalie said she wanted Matt (cuz pirates are hotter) and Lance got really mad and kidnapped Natalie and No Legs to spite Matt. Matt therefore went on a quest to save the fair red-head mage and win her heart and his best pal No Legs.
You should mmake an arrow key option, using wasd messed me uo so bad that I couldn't get past level one... Please notify me if you fix this cuz I'd love to play the game some more but currently I give up