hey know kids, calm down, calm down dont think just beacuse santa is a mass murderer in this game that he is in realy is in real life. p.s. + this comment if you know santa's secret.
Part one of guide: \Fire + Earth -> Lava ------ Fire + Air -> Energy ------ Fire + Water -> Alcohol ------ Water + Earth -> Swamp ------ Air + Earth -> Dust ------ Water + Lava -> Stone + Steam ------ Stone + Air / Water -> Sand ------ Sand + Fire -> Glass ------ Energy + Air -> Storm ------ Stone + Fire -> Metal ------ Metal + Energy -> Electricity ------ Metal + Steam -> Boiler ------ Energy + Swamp -> Life ------ Life + Water -> Weeds ------ Weeds + Swamp -> Moss ------ Life + Swamp -> Bacteria ------ Bacteria + Water -> Plankton ------ Sand + Swamp -> Clay ------ Clay + Fire -> Brick ------ Clay + Life -> Golem ------ Golem + Life -> Human ------ Human + Energy -> Wizard ------ Wizard + Energy -> Demigod ------ Human + Metal -> Tools ------ Tools + Metal -> Weapon ------ Weapon + Human -> Hunter ------ Weapon + Hunter -> Warrior ------ Warrior + Wizard -> Worm + Wizard ------ Worm + Earth -> Beetle ------ Beetle + Sand -> Scorpion ------ Human + Human -> Sex (cool!)
the funny thing is on my profile on facebook my friends are always asking me, "how do you get the under 10 feet acheivment?" I just say, "restart the freaking game and get that achievment first!"
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