eldorito's Comments

megaminificent news uuugghhhh

this series has really gotten pretty embarrassing.

yeah, armor logo gets moved and maybe I'll play this again. have the designers ever played a game before?

This is probably one of my least favorite games I've ever played, and I own E.T. for the 2600

There is "a rat" in "separate". That's the only way I can remember that consistently.

best

Lesser Techno Demon" does not appear to be working correctly, if I understand its intention... I have hit the enemy base with it repeatedly, and it never has gained "+1/+1

it's "a PAIL of water", not "pale"

I have been pumping speed exclusively, but never seem to get more than one "turn" per round... does speed DO anything?

so the numbers change colors if and only if you have the proper sequence of X and Blocks, so you can sort of cheat by testing your different choices... Not sure how bad to feel about that

I ok just realised that the "terrifying scream" of the ghosts is Howard Dean's career-ruining bizarro scream. awesome

me: "why is that dragon dressed like a 19th century british homosexual?" game: "Vampire Dragon" me: "oh"

This seems like a perfectly nice game, but when I play an action, shooty, fly-around-blowing-stuff-up-and-grabbing-coins game, I don't want to have to click a dozen things to get to the first level. And I DON'T need a tutorial. Really. The tutorial just told me THE CONTROLS and that I should SHOOT STUFF. Not necessary

brings nothing new to the table. 2/5

well, at least you didn't take a concept that's been done to death and add nothing but shoddy graphics... wait...

It's true, you don't hear much about the Fist World War

To paraphrase Margaret Thatcher, being the best mario clone/remake is like being a lady; if you have to go around telling people you are one, then you aren't one.

holy lag

so... 'physics-based' is just something we say now, right?

a complete nongame