Your 60 Second Life was noticable unnoticable. You could have done much more with your life, if only you had tried a bit.
Love wasn't meant for you. Except for a few, very rare moments. Few people avoided work and responsiblity as much as you. You were the personification of laziness. A picturebook sociopath, you were keen on avoiding any social interaction. Even (or maybe especially) with your family. You never had any hobbies. Except for, maybe, doing nothing at all.