This game developer ought drown. In a cauldron of burning oil. I'd think of more evil ways to torture and maim him but really this game ain't worth my breath.
Kill the Axe-thrower first... He's a real pain... Whoever in the dev team thought that one up must've been on real heavy medication then cause he's sick...
I've conquered the lands not with the spear but with a sharpened scythe. I reaped as I went, the fields littered with broken bones upon which I made my path to total subjugation of the other races.
The way is shut. It was made by the dead. And the dead keep it. The way, is shut.
Heart number 3 in level 22 is timed... DO NOT TARRY! Which I guess is a message the game means to impart anyway; do not wait to tell your loved ones how you feel about them - do it now, and as often as you can.
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