Here's the deck that won me the game without losing after making it. 5 of each of these cards: Thief, Guards, Mage, Pixies, Add Weapons, Add Crystals, Add Bricks, All Crystals, Tower, Tavern, House, Wall, Wain, All Bricks, Reverse. The game is still terribly imbalanced though :P
Varamxg, "out of control" is survive for 300 seconds, "triple tap" you have to land on the same track three times, "twinkle toes" is triple tapping a sparkle track, "death wish" is watching 50 skydives, "play some more" is clicking on Armor Games, "tapper pro" and "tapper master" is doing 10 and 20 triple taps, respectively
The "punch-him-when-he's-about-to-land thing", you'll get it when you get better stuff. Like the frost sword gives you 1. I'm not sure what it goes by.
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