Me:
Greetings
God:
Hello there!
Me:
I wish to confess
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
What of me?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
F**k you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
I'm sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
No
God:
I didn't think you did.
Me:
Bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
...b***h...
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
......really, goodbye
God:
For real. TTYL, Sir Philip Of Wales.
I'm sorry, i've tried this game many times, but it is just so dreadfully boring. It has an uncompelling story. It uses the Final Fantasy formula but doesn't give us the sense of exploration that makes those games fun. I really despise this game.
I really wish the troops would fight each other on route to locations, I hate seeing 30 of my troops guarding my capital heading to a cavalry crystal only to see 20 enemies heading to attack my base defended by 5 troops....
God i hate this game, so many glitchs that make it feel unfinished like with the boomeraxe it shows the enemy flash taking damage the moment you hit it, meaning they used a primitive damage system which makes you feel like the comp knows your every move. Also the music does not sound retro, it sounds like a bad brass band mixed with some retro sounds
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