orpheus and eurydice is so sad....when he looked back to see her when he was on the surface, he forgot that they both needed to be up and she was on the stairs. then she dissapeared forever ='[
Ksmrulz please be quiet, because obviously you dont get it. These are JOKES they are not supposed to make sense it's just a JOKE, to say how awesome Chuck Norris is. so stop being so cocky and be quiet. 5/5
how to win and get best ending, fight a goblin, whine about it, head to shop, leave, press wait when get to bunny (press like 20 times) u will get 5gp, go north to reaper, keep going, keep going, jump on him, wait, slash. u get 15gp, head south, follow final boss, buy the stone sword, now ur at the final boss, duck,block his swords, then jump. after he dies u see a crack in the wall, clik it it'll be an ice sword get it then return to tthe king, happy pie eatin!
@shellturtleguy are you kidding me????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? dude you get the torch and burn the rope its so obvious! or are u kidding?