Your 60 Second Life wasn't too bad, but you left out on many opportunities. Maybe you didn't care enough. Maybe you just didn't know what you wanted from life.
Most of the time, your lovelife was practically non-existent. But you still got lucky every now and then. You made a solid living. Quite a few chances slipped by, but there's more to life than just money. You had a handful of close friends and took care of these relationships. You were aware of the importance of your family. Hobbies, shmobbies. You obviously had better things to do in life. Maybe something else enriched your life more than any hobby ever could do.
Freind: Hi what are u doin?
Me: nothin much, just shootin a turtle out of a cannon using guns, jetpacks, chainsaws , chestbombs and nukes to help him along the way.