Spent a good 40 hours completing this game, working through all the levels (even the secret ones), getting my character married, and even defeated the giant penis monster. BUT! After all that found that my scores didn't even get uploaded to the Kongregate high score board! Travesty!
Tried to make a new skin (I wanted a pumpkin with a funny nose), but it wouldn't let me change colours properly. Now have a fear of pumpkins. -3/6ducks
Changed pause to space, only to find out later that the special ability uses space! But there's no way to change it back! So the games ruined! Wasted five minutes of my life and now I'm infertile.
Overall, I would rate this game 0 out of 10 and smack the creator with a fish.
This reminds me of my first night in student halls. I was surrounded by drunken fools being drawn towards the delicious scent emanating from me... or rather the pizza I was holding. With nothing but a deck of cards, some beer cans & bottles, I was able to fight them off until they died or fell asleep. This game therefore has given me traumatic flashbacks.
Overall, I would have to rate this game like one would rate sex with a fat girl. It might have been enjoyable for what it was, but it was still something I regret doing.
I found it was too short, & the scale of difficulty was as gradual as a kick to the teeth. A wider field of view, more variance (besides size) in enemies, & some upgrade (or at least room for more tactics) could make for an enjoyable time waster especially on a mobile device. The only bugs I found was that whilst pointing at a low angle the trajectory followed the mouse, however as the angle was raised it seemed to drag down.
The trajectory issues is actually because the projectiles are affected by gravity! Apart from that I'm currently working on tweaking the difficulty (It's deliberately hard, but I feel it doesn't scale well with time), and I'm still fiddling with enemies/tactics etc. But thanks for the feedback!
why cant I change screens and play? why can't I fast forward? and why can't I mute the annoying bing and cheer?
Other than those 3 problems, this is truly a simply entraining and addictive game
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The trajectory issues is actually because the projectiles are affected by gravity! Apart from that I'm currently working on tweaking the difficulty (It's deliberately hard, but I feel it doesn't scale well with time), and I'm still fiddling with enemies/tactics etc. But thanks for the feedback!