fazed_satchel's Comments

Whoever did the voiceover needs to find a new job.

WHY CAN'T I STOP PLAYING

This game needs a "continuous play" mode instead of just completing each level right as you get the hang of it. Great game!

Best ending ever

Income: $853,677 All jewelry stores. When does this game end?

"Sorry, sir. We can't sell you any more shoes right now. Our landlord hasn't come by to pick up our profits from today yet..." Sound reasonable to you?

what the fark, this game is totally sexist.

WHY CAN'T I STOP PLAYING THIS GAME

Any chance we can mute the music?

Also, for the longest time I had no idea you could scroll the "ship" menu up. Maybe but a bar at the side or something?

It seems like the arrows have nothing to do with the prices of the items. If you buy bananas at at "red" arrow and sell them at a "green" arrow, you lose money! It works better to buy at "green" and sell at "red", but sometimes you still don't make money!

It was great until the zombies started shooting back all of the sudden. A little bit of a difficulty curve when you get to the East and South areas.

Awful, just awful.

"81% success"? LOL NVM!

Needs a mute button

you said nipples

Cant buy ammo, teammate wont do anything until the zombie are right on top of her

pretty lame

This is an abomination

good for practicing typing i guess