fbeaver's Comments

Let's don't be the kind of game where flawed physics severely hamper one's ability to not get furious with super tall hit you everywhere zombies.

I'm all for good classics, but I think that this genre has been improved upon so much over the years that this game, as important as it may be the history of Tower Defense, is almost unplayable by today's standards.

Everything from gameplay to presentation in this is far too simplistic. It's not a sim, it's a snooze.

Could really stand to be about 10 levels shorter. It just gets to a point where you're going through the motions.

Yeah, this is Toss the Turtle with none of the charm. The fact it has an avg of 4 speaks of the flaws of public rating systems.

Am I the only person who thinks the story is trite and poorly executed? You receive a complete analysis at the end that matches up with vague segments of previous levels that could have symbolized anything. Essentially, this would be the same as saying "Mario was a patient who killed his wife Peach. He was high on mushrooms all the time. When we finally found him, he was stuck in a large green pipe," at the end of any Mario game.

The irony here being that playing the game is the greatest form of torture there is!

Even after muting it, I'm irritated knowing that while I perform surgery, this juvenile and straight-up crappy soundtrack is still going.

A game lacking in fun does not make for good propaganda. There's some real kinks that need to be worked out here.

Am I really so jaded a gamer that I can no longer find amusement in games where you simply jump and collect coins? Yes. Yes I am.

Nice story, and some really beautiful visuals. This game would benefit from some puzzles that are a little above the '5 years old and under' level, however.

Beautiful music and visuals, as always with this series.

Criminally slow paced.

Pretty good, but you could relegate all the controls to just the keyboard, it'd be less irritating to use the mouse when you have to select slide puzzle pieces.

Depending on how old the creator is, this is either really cute or really disturbing.