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Game comments and reviews

The Enchanted Cave 2

Mar. 16, 2015

2

I literally wasted an entire Monday on this game. Even though I've beaten it hours ago, I find myself replaying the last ten levels in order to max out my character. I have different gear sets. I'm transmuting like a mad man! If this gets ported as is to iOS (without nerfing all the cool stuff like transmute and instakill, etc.), I'm paying $5 for this thing.

How in the HELL DO YOU MUTE THIS GAME?!!!

Air Pressure

Oct. 24, 2010

-3

1 star for no mute. Seriously. I hate games with no mute.

Epic Combo!

Oct. 22, 2010

-3

1 star. For the most obnoxiously loud start ever.

One Step Back

Aug. 22, 2010

-9

No mute button (or easily identifiable way to mute) = instant 0 stars.

Elements

Jul. 13, 2010

-11

The "shuffle" algorithm harkens back to the days of GameBoy Tetris when you'd get 100 pieces before getting a long piece. My games are mixes between getting all pillar cards, and getting zero pillars and all beasts and spells. Statistically, it's just impossible.

Warfare: 1917

Jan. 14, 2010

0

Locking or unlocking trenches means nothing. Troops leave trenches on a whim. boo.

Spewer

May. 08, 2009

0

No Mute. 1 Star. I wish they would ban games with no mute.

Super Stacker 2

Apr. 29, 2009

0

NO MUTE BUTTON?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EFFING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One star. Easy choice. Slackers. ADD. A. MUTE. BUTTON.

Brute Wars

Aug. 15, 2008

0

One of the best games on here. For those of you who fail (at life), here's a tip: CyclopsX3, Shadowx3. Does anyone know what having a completed Saved game does? It has a star, but that's about it.

Parachute Retrospect

Aug. 13, 2008

0

1/5 for no mute. Games with no mute should be banned. And their programmers ridiculed.

Parachute Retrospect

Aug. 13, 2008

0

1/5 for no mute. Any game without mute is worthless.

Typing Ninja Hunter

Jul. 28, 2008

0

WTB A F***ING PAUSE BUTTON!!!

Cursor Attack 3

Jun. 17, 2008

0

badges

- Music in Motion -

Jun. 13, 2008

-1

Seriously, how the fvck did this shity game get a badge AND a card? WTF happened to Kongregate? Awful awful awful. I can't stand this sloppy, buggy ass game. No pause either.

Mouse Avoider: Hype

Jun. 11, 2008

0

I can't read the fvcking password. retarded.

Robot Run

Jun. 11, 2008

1

1/5 The bonuses fall in the back half of the conveyor belt, which isn't worth the risk of getting. So you just hold right and space bar the hold time.

0

1/5 Even if you played perfectly, it's impossible. You don't shoot or move fast enough. The enemies have too much health. You'll always get overrun.

Nano War

May. 19, 2008

-1

1/5. Every animation, every fade, is SLOW AS _ _ _ _.

Pixel Flier

Mar. 17, 2008

1

Increase gravity and lift. There's really no way to deviate in this game. If a blue square's in front of you; you're dead.