"Hey, dude!" "Hey, welcome to the party! Need anything?" "Nah man, just gonna sit back, relax, and check out some hot babes! By the way, that zombie guy has a really good costume!" "Wait, a zombie? I know there's, what, 25 people in here, but I don't think anyone decided to be a zombie..." *7 zombies appear out of nowhere* *chaos ensues* Yeah, brah... that's me. You might be wondering how this happened.
*samurai fight*
*gets one shot by enrage and attack*
game: use stuns, you dolt
me: ok sure
*learns stunning skill*
*doesnt use enrage once, spams ice stun skill*
You can't have a game where I'm winning 6-4, make the opponent hit low, have the bird skim on the top of the net, hit my side, proceed to win 2 more rounds making me lose, and not expect me to say that the Robotron 2000 is horrible.
you know, i kinda just realized we have like 10 more days until flash stops existing, and i'm playing on a school chromebook that doesnt allow me to download plug-ins, like, i dont know, the SuperNova plugin that allows you to play flash games after december 31st.
*attemps a pacifist run of a zone*
*gets every personal item*
*while between collected all items and win screen, steps on mine and kills enemy*
*doesnt get pacifist rank*
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